Stupid, Stupid, Stupid Link Request

I’m used to foolish, impertinent link requests but this is the most brain dead I’ve ever gotten.

Dear Webmaster,
My name is Alex, and I am the owner of the web site http://www.[boguscrap].com.

I recently found your site http://www.news.harvard.edu and am very interested in exchanging links with you. I’ve gone ahead and posted a link to your site.

As you know, reciprocal linking benefits both of us …

How he came to think I’m a Harvard webmaster is beyond me. Whatever “Links Gold” kind of software he bought must be junk.

********this is not spam mail,this is only a one time mail,my appology for any inconveneince.

Yes it is spam and I take your apology as seriously as you really meant it.

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